Matt's not a bad guy, he's just fucking irritating. He's like Don Kanonji, remember him? All loud and shit and claiming he can see ghosts and track spirits with his little tape recorder and stuff. Only Don Kanonji actually could see shit. Matt can't.

And stop doing that, I can make up my own damned mind about that sort of shit so stop deciding for me! Of course I'm coming back for Christmas, as long as I can get enough work done so don't go telling my family I'm some sort of jerk!

Keep your stupid Chappy hat, you'll probably forget to wear anything yourself and then I'll have to listen to you whine about catching a cold.